Give Way To the Left...

I don't know how this road rule is going to work, come March 25th 2012....


Giving way to the LEFT instead of the right...


apparently the rest of the world does it already....


but I've kinda started trying it....at roundabouts....


It feels soooo munted...I look to the left, but then am all shrugging away to the left in my car, as if I'm gonna have some car come at me from the right....


I feel Chiropractics are going to be the next biggest thing, with overuse syndrome on NZ drivers necks, not knowing which flippin way to look....

Let's just be like India....where road rules are just this thing, they might of heard of back in the day...but it's probably just some myth that their granddad told them when they were little...as a funny story....

Be careful who you listen to. ;D

Dr Yew Tok Khak

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? 
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain... good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? 
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? 
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HARRROOOW!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure? 
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.